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TOPIARY OR NOT TOPIARY? THAT IS THE QUESTION!

“So,” I get asked by the concerned and much ruffled innocent bystander, “what are you chocking on?” Or from the more colourful and well informed personalities out there, I will often be interrogated as to whether or not I am ‘smoking my socks.’ “Forsooth,” say the conversant souls, “why ever would you do that to yourself?” Well, just so that all minds are put at rest from the get-go, I must immediately say that I am certainly not talking about some sort of masochistic self-flagellation or self-sacrificing ‘eat-only-the-hindquarters-of-ants-on-even-dates-diet’… I’m simply throwing it out there; the whole cutting-edge (see what I did there?) activity of creating the renowned topiary – celebrat

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